Please enjoy some of my published works, opinions you may or may not share. All were written in the spirit of good natured ranting, but feel free to disagree!   :)


  • Supersize Your Thighs
  • Nothin Means Lovin...
  • Hello and Goodbye
  • 'Boulder'dash and Poppy'rock'
  • Duels with Rules
  • I Quaint Take It Anymore!
  • Kiss My Asphalt!
  • Martha 'gag me with a buckwheat pillow' Stewart
  • ICQ...U Seek Me!
  • Who WAS That Masked Woman?
  • Just Say NO to NINO!
  • fashSHUN!
  • The Good Old Daze
  • See What???
  • Shop Til You Die!
  • Dear John!
  • Click til you Croak!
  • One Two Three...Collapse!
  • Correct Change To Be Screwed
  • If Eunuch Is What You Seek
  • Turned On, Tuned In, Tangled Up!
  • Cereal Killer!
  • Man's Wee Superiority??
  • Whirled Wild Web
  • Water Water Everywhere...
  • QWERTY UIOP{}
  • Lego My Mouse!
  • Who Nose?
  • Mauled?
  • Rubbed by The Rubbish!
  • Attention Shoppers!
  • Fortune Kooky!
  • Washed Up!
  • Death with Dignity...or a 22?
  • CollEDGE?
  • Susan Died...So What?
  • A FORMidable Task!
  • Animal Magnetism or Suckerism?
  • Just Say No To B.O.
  • Pass the Possum Please!
  • Mirror Mirror On The Wall!
  • Hotel Hell!


    • Mini-Rants for those 'light' days   ones added now 'n then!




    These articles were published in Jackhammer Ezine along with other articles, bestowing upon me the honor of repeat offender.


  • Anarchy on Wry
  • Butt Butt It Looked Sooooo Goooood
  • Ready...Aim...Inhale!
  • TYme to CULTivate
  • To Care is Human...To Wrinkle Bovine
  • Easy As Pie!
  • Happy Hollerdaze
  • Nothing Vended Nothing Gained
  • Is You Is Or Is You Ain't
  • Death By Ballpoint
  • Lying In Bed
  • ViagraŽvation
        Published in Jackhammer's first print issue, available for purchase at their site!!
  • Twas the Fight Before Christmas!!
        Published in Eggplant Production's Winter Sampler
  • Jingle Malls
        Published in Eggplant Production's Winter Sampler


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