Insanity? Me? Nah...It's just that some days you're the dog and some days you're the hydrant. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left afterall. So what if I'm finally holding all the cards and now the world wants to play chess. I mean I finally got my head together and now my body is falling apart. My wild oats have turned to prunes and All BranŽ. But, heck, if God had wanted me to touch my toes he'd have put them on my knees...right? Hey, if you see my mind someplace...would you kindly send it home?

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